Out of the mouths
As grandparents, we have all laughed at the sayings of our grandchildren. Â So we thought it would be fun to have a page where you can share things that made you laugh.
Tell us down below so that we can all laugh!
|5yr old to younger sister about their evening meal:
Don’t worry it tastes much better than it looks.
Do people get to say one last thing before they die?
|5 yr old:
Mummy, I know what a bongo is
Mum: What is it?
5yr old: Its a house with no stairs.
Franny – Age 6:
What are you going to buy with your $1 from the tooth fairy? Franny, age 6: An iPhone.
|8 yr old:
I will always love Â you Â except when I am a teenager.
|8 yr old:
I can eat slowly I just never want to.
|9 yr old to mum:
I think you have a better relationship with the cat than you do with any of us.
|9 yr old on UK politics:
I think that the Lib Dems should do a deal with the Conservatories
|How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?Caerphilly.|
|Children on finding a dead mouse: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â 5yr old: If a mouse is sick does it keep really really still?
5 yr old: Oh, then it is dead. Â Can we take it to the vet?
5 yr old: Oh but I want to know whether it is a boy or a girl.
|4yr old to younger sister:
4yr old: Can you say chair?
4 yr old: Can you say seat?
4 year old: Can you say ball?
4 year old: Can you say driving lessons?
|Big sister aged 8 – I want to go shopping on my own. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â 4yr old – I can’t because I can’t read shopping listsMummy Â – You can read lots of things, your name, your sister’s name, and Tom’s name.4 yr old – Â Yes I can Â and I can write Tom’s name. Â When I don’t like my work Â I put Tom’s name on it.|
|Adult: That’s a clever idea, how did you think of that?
3yr old: It was my tummy
|8 yr old on talking about selling something on e-bay.
Q: Can we sell this on Edam?(Bit cheesy this one!)
|To a 5 yr old:
Q. Â Did you enjoy the wedding?
A. Â My feet were so hot
|4 yr old asking:
Q. Mummy, what is this?
A: Chicken and rice
4 yr old: Please don’t ever make this again
|To a 3yr old:
Q Did you have a good day at nursery?
A. Yes I didn’t smack or hit anyone.
|4 year old:4 yr old: Now you think about what I’m saying
Mum: What are you saying?
4 yr old: Yup.
|3yr old asking:
Q. Do snakes do wees and poos?
A. Yes they do
Response: well I’m not sure about that because you need arms and legs to do wees and poos.
|2 year old:
“When the dark is taken off then you”ll be able to see it”
“If I go on holiday then I won’t know the way home”